You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: :)
You: (I'm UK)
Stranger: philippines
You: Oh, do people know who Ron Mael is there?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
You: because he's brilliant! he has a moustache and is in a band with his brother!!!
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: male?
You: they are male and Mael
You: but not mail, haha!!!!!!!
Stranger: bout you?
You: I'm "other"
Stranger: ohhh.. haha
You: whoops, I meant to say otter. I'm an otter. A boy otter.
You: I am 2 years old. I like to fish and swim and scamper.
Stranger: strange soul
You: thank you sir
Stranger: better be mor mature cuz being like that won't help you be a successful person
You: I am pretty successful in my field
Stranger: sure you are... otter
You: No really! I'm a famous artist. I put shells on things.
You: Well I'm famous for a shell artist
Stranger: yah.... ok i see thats how you want it
You: Sorry baby I gotta go, my dog's been arrested!!!!
Stranger: putang ina mo
Stranger: tarantado
Stranger: ulol
Stranger: gago
Stranger: puke
You: ILU!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

( Extended conversation in which there are two Ron Maels + loads more in the comments! )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ron Mael
Stranger: the game
You: I just lost the Ron Mael
Stranger: faggot
You: You too? Wanna have bumsex?
Stranger: fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 82/F/Yorkshire
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you like baseball?
You: Do you like Ron Mael?
Stranger: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are pretty.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello. Your hair is like the moon and the stars. Your eyes are like diamond rings.
Stranger: =/
Stranger: where u from?
You: Your antlers are like flags.
You: It does not matter, my little elephant, you are remarkable.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...You have disconnected.

Favourite internet cafe hobby: competitively furious typing. Fastest wins.

I've had to halve my friends list to make it anything near managable for me. No insult meant if I cut you. I had to be quite un-sentimental because I seriously do not have time to read and appreciate the journals of everyone I would like to read. Ideally I would have kept everyone.

Poll #1324436
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Next Doctor Who?

Feel free to discuss in comments. It's not too late to voice your opinion that R-Pattz/Edward Cullen should play Doctorb Who.

If you have not had new year's yet, what will you be doing with your extra second? If you have already had it, what did you use it for?

Here are some suggestions:
* Jump
* Snap fingers
* Look at watch
* Holler
* Down a champagne-flute full of monocles (for the decadent)
* Swear
* Knit one stitch
* Read several words (or one long word)
* Push glasses up nose
* Lick somebody (face, neck, wrist etc.)
* Watch 10 frames of an animated gif with 0.1 second frames
* Draw a line
* Cross legs
* Tip hat
* Uncross legs
* Bark
* Re-cross legs
* Travel 299,792,458 m (light beams only)

HONESTY MEME
FOR THE LULZ. IF U L ME DON'T BOTHER SAYING "ILU BRO" WHEN YOU COULD SAY "I WANT TO KILL AND EAT YOU" ETC.

I love the IT Crowd.

I love Moss.

I love Richard Ayoade.



To think, I saw him in London and all I did was stare at him for a few seconds, then run away. I hope he didn't think I was doing a character piss-take, I was wearing my nerdular glasses at the time. WHY DIDN'T I CAPTURE HIM AND TAKE HIM HOME IN MY POCKET WRAPPED IN KITCHEN ROLL LIKE A SLICE OF CAKE?

I got the IT Crowd series 1 & 2 DVDs for myself for Christmas which means I can have them now. When I put in the series 1 DVD and all the ZX Spectrum things were on the menu, it touched me.

Also

I like that one of my most visited pages on Firefox is the livejournal comment posting error page.

hugelaurie sparkle-trolled my house IRL by sending me a card full of glitter. Along with saint_claws's sequins they have successfully turned my house into a Blingee for christmas.

I just got a visit from a comedy character. The doorbell rang and my parents were out and when I opened the door reluctantly in my pyjamas hoping to just accept a package, a man with curly hair was standing quite far away rather than just at the bottom of the steps, and he said "I flew over here in a helicopter" in a hushed but amused voice.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTER TYPE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS BECAUSE YOU ARE A SCIENTIST WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR.


(she told me she is a wetware hacker)

Plz do not tell me that my alt-grammar was off because it was a creole of a few internet folk languages.

My mum wanted to change it to the normal one immediately, but I said not until I've taken a screenshot and compromised that she should put the normal one after (most recent). I told her that if anyone she is friends with (mostly people from work or past work) gets it I will talk Nerd to them.

Also to alls you who has my mum added on facebok, I don't mind at all but if your mum had a facebok would you let me add her?

(Thomaf from Darft Purnk)


(made for undeniablynikki


(made ABOUT undeniablynikki


(made about pesky33, if anyone is not happy with their visage being public, TELL ME OFF!)


(Dat Punkk)


(one of my earliest ever blingings!)

Here is a Blingee of Hyoo Lorry nekkid that pofflewomp has as her desktop background that I made on her computer.


And here's Xavier DULONG de Rosnay in a pic donated by cosmicdancer!

Posting a Blingee I made ages ago from pofflewomp's house, but I chose one that suited the occasion.



We watched The Belles Of St Trinian's, and Insurance with Eddie Cantor and listened to easy jazz and drew with oil pastels and had chocolate mousse!

I'm going to London today and at the weekend I'm going to see Todd Rundgren y'all!